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phuckindope:

FACTS !!
supertubos:

Nat Young
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kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE
simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

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lasciamoirimpiantiaideboli:

Ansia.

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lethal-lady-livi:

margaerypendragons:

I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW A 15 YEAR OLD LOOKS OLDER THAN A FUCKING 23 YEAR OLD

…which one is 23 they both look like theyre 13 to me
awwww-cute:

I can never get any work done

thotprovoking:

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eziocauthon89:

procrastinationisavirtue:

in which the movie spiderman accurately represents comic book spiderman in sarcasm levels.

I think we can all agree this is a good thing…

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wormatronic:

Matte R8 | More
surf4living:

nat on the goldie, by corey wilson